EPISODE 05
the clash
Deadly Clash Erupts
in Miami's Arts District!
Federal Agents Target 'Domestic Extremists'
by Jorge Montalvo, Senior Staff Writer, FNN
WYNWOOD, MIAMI — A deadly exchange of gunfire erupted yesterday between U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents and a heavily armed local group calling itself The Happy Family. The confrontation occurred in the heart of Miami’s Wynwood district—an area known for its street murals and art collectives—leaving three dead and several injured.
The clash began when ICE agents attempted to detain Mohammed Yusuf Khalil, a PhD student of Middle Eastern descent studying environmental toxicology. Authorities allege Khalil was “noncompliant and evasive” after being identified for detainment based on “national security concerns.” Witnesses claim gunfire began shortly after ICE attempted to breach a warehouse believed to be Khalil’s hideout.
photo of Mohammed Khalil,
potential terrorist & target of arrest
confirmed photo of Mohammed Khalil,
dressed in what appear to be religious extremist robes, at a meeting of terrorists
Scene at Wynwood, Miami. Early morning.
Two ICE agents and one unidentified member of the local militia were confirmed dead. Federal sources have described the event as a terrorist incident. Footage posted to social media shows ICE retreating under fire while masked civilians with tactical gear patrol nearby rooftops.
Ties have emerged between The Happy Family and ROB BO$$, a well-known Miami-based muralist and philanthropist. According to encrypted financial records leaked to media outlets, Bo$$ has funneled significant personal wealth into arming and training local “defense circles.”
When reached for comment, Rob did not deny the link: “I’ve supported this community for years. If ICE wants to come in shooting at unarmed civilians in a neighborhood filled with kids, artists, and workers, then maybe the question isn’t about what I did—but why they’re here at all.”
ROB BO$$, local artist,
financier of domestic terrorism
When asked directly if he condones the shooting of federal agents, Rob deflected. “This student, Mo—he’s on a legal visa. No charges. No record. The only thing he’s guilty of is researching poisoned groundwater. Testing groundwater is terrorism now?”
ICE and DHS officials have declined to comment, citing an ongoing investigation. A spokesperson for BetterEarth Holdings stated that “BetterEarth has no involvement in federal law enforcement activities and categorically denies any connection to the events in Miami.” They refused further questions.
Khalil’s current whereabouts remain unknown. Protestors gathered overnight at the mural wall known locally as “The Shrine,” lighting candles and painting over the bullet holes left behind. One phrase was repeated across nearly every surface: “We don’t run.”
Additional Media
cell phone captured footage just before Wynwood ICE raid
cell phone captured photo during Wynwood ICE raid
cell phone captured footage just before Wynwood ICE raid
cell phone captured photo during Wynwood ICE raid
This article is a work of fiction and satire, created for storytelling purposes within the Rob Boss universe. Any resemblance to actual events, persons, or organizations is purely coincidental. No real-world actions, individuals, or companies are depicted.